Spar with Manny Pacquiao.
Board a plane full of snakes.
Landmine Hopscotch.
Skydive with a faulty parachute.
Tease Cujo.
Smash Tony Montana's sister.
Smash a crackhead hoe, no rubber.
Smush Snooki.
Barrel roll down the Alps.
Save Private Ryan without a weapon.
Bathe with a toaster.
Invite Hannibal Lecter over for dinner.
Slap box with Kimbo Slice.
Snort Mayonnaise.
Overdose on kitten huffing.
Get fellatio from Mileena.
Chill in the garage with your car started.
Kick a sleeping bear.
Punch the President.
Stroll down Skyline with a blue rag.
Eat fish hooks.
Catch a Jean Claude Van Damme jumping roundhouse to the grill.
Camp at Crystal Lake.
Sleep on Elm Street.
Throw rocks at a lion pride.
Drive on the left side of a KEEP RIGHT sign.
Go to prison on a rape charge.
Swim the South Australian Coast in a seal costume.
Tell O-Dog you feel sorry for his moms.
-It's safe to say you should fuck with us.
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